Taskmaster Tasks

Say the word "metronome" between every tick of this metronome.

Say the word "metronome" between every tick of this metronome. You may not touch or stop the metronome. 

Also, you must blow up and tie a balloon so it's bigger than your head, neatly gift wrap the balloon, and eat three whole poppadoms. 

You have five minutes. 

The person who accomplishes the most things within the fewest missed metronomes wins. 

Your time starts when the metronome starts.