Taskmaster Tasks

Have an argument.

You must take it in turns to angrily make a point using no more than ten words, and you must always end your point with a different four-letter word. 

You must look at each other throughout the argument and the person speaking must angrily wag their finger during their speech. 

The argument is over when there is ten second of silence, or when one of you looks away. 

Longest argument wins. 

Your argument must being three minutes from now.