Eat these poppadoms
Eat these poppadoms. After each mouthful, you must lose a letter of the alphabet from your vocabulary, then either compliment Greg or insult Alex. Your insults and compliments must all be different. If you use a lost letter at any time, 10g will be added to your final poppadom weight. Most poppadoms eaten wins. You have a maximum of ten minutes. Your time starts when Alex blows his whistle.