Taskmaster Tasks

All the tasks from the UK TV Show

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Filmed tasks

Tasks filmed before the studio record, mostly at the Taskmaster house or out on location.

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  1. Series 13

    Make a stirring speech for the Taskmaster out of this bunting

    Make a stirring speech for the Taskmaster out of this bunting. Longest speech - that is deemed to be stirring by the Taskmaster - wins. You…

    Episode 4
  2. Turn over the most beer mats

    Turn over the most beer mats. Most beer mats overturned on this table after 30 seconds wins. Your time starts now.

    Episode 4
  3. Answer Alex's phone call (part 1)

    Make this key difficult but possible to retrieve. You have ten minutes. Your time starts now.

    Episode 5
  4. Give Alex a high-five

    Give Alex a high-five. The third fastest high-fiver wins. If you are the first or the last, you will receive 0 points. You must high-five…

    Episode 5
  5. Make the water level rise to the top of the big fish tank

    Make the water level rise to the top of the big fish tank. You have fifteen minutes to gather six things, then you must put all six things…

    Episode 5
  6. Answer Alex's phone call (part 2)

    Answer Alex's phone call. [The phone is locked in a box, openable with the key from the first part.] If you find a cuddly toy, you must…

    Episode 5
  7. Use the cement mixer for something other than mixing cement

    Use this cement mixer for something other than mixing cement. Best use of the cement mixer other than mixing cement wins. Your time starts…

    Episode 6
  8. Record the highest number on this pedometer

    Record the highest number on this pedometer. You have twenty minutes. Your time starts now.

    Episode 6
  9. Hold a meeting with yourselves

    Hold a meeting with yourselves. There must be eight of you at the meeting. Most dramatic meeting moment wins. You have twenty minutes. Your…

    Episode 6
  10. Sing "I've won" in a low voice and "this tiebreak" in a high voice

    Sing "I've won" in a low voice and "this tiebreak" in a high voice. Greatest vocal range wins Your time starts now.

    Episode 6
  11. Show off

    Show off. Biggest show off wins. You have twenty minutes. Your time starts now.

    Episode 7
  12. Deliver a cocktail to Greg

    Deliver a cocktail to Greg. Your cocktail must have the following ingredients: 3 different liquids shaken and stirred 1 piece of fruit…

    Episode 7
  13. Sculpt the most beautiful sculpture

    Sculpt the most beautiful sculpture. Your sculpture must weigh exactly 150g and be entirely edible. You have five minutes to order your…

    Episode 7
  14. Learn Swedish

    Learn Swedish. You will have a 5 minute conversation with a Swedish person in 15 minutes time. The phrase book and tablet must remain in…

    Episode 8
  15. Lick the lemon, then the sherbet, then the ice lolly

    Stick your tongue out as far as possible and keep it out until further notice. Every time Alex blows his whistle, you must lick the lemon,…

    Episode 8
  16. Walk through this doorway wearing the longest shoes and the biggest hat

    Walk through this doorway wearing the longest shoes and the biggest hat. You must open the door and walk through this doorway wearing your…

    Episode 8
  17. Get the most surprising thing delivered to the Taskmaster house

    Get the most surprising thing delivered to the Taskmaster house. You have six hours. Your time starts now. [Each contestant is given a £50…

    Episode 9
  18. Make the longest cup snake

    Make the longest cup snake and lie down next to outside this building. You may only leave this building twice. You have ten minutes Your…

    Episode 9
  19. Poke a part of your body out of the shower curtain

    Poke a part of your body out of the shower curtain and waggle it about for 10 seconds. The Taskmaster will guess what part of your body it…

    Episode 9
  20. Identify the liquids

    Identify the liquids. Most accurately identified liquids wins. You have ten minutes. Your time starts now. You may only spray the perfume…

    Episode 10
  21. Get the most ducks in Alex's basket

    Get the most ducks in Alex's basket. You may only hold one duck at a time. If Alex rings his backwards bell, you must walk backwards until…

    Episode 10
  22. Record the best multi-track song about your team

    Record the best multi-track song about your team. You must record all six tracks with your voice or body and each person must record the…

    Episode 10
  23. COC2

    Look the most like a champion in the Taskmaster titles

    Look the most like a champion in the Taskmaster titles. You must do five different heroic things for five seconds. You have twenty minutes.…

    Episode 1
  24. Feed yourself a grape in the most elaborate way

    Feed yourself a grape in the most elaborate way. Most elaborate self-feeding of a grape wins. You have one hour. Your time starts now.

    Episode 1
  25. Cut holes in and create a scene on this board

    Liza only: Hi Liza, you look well. Cut holes and create a scene on this board so that when you and Alex stick parts of your body through…

    Episode 1
  26. Get this duck into that pond

    Get this duck into that pond. The duck must be launched from behind this rope, and you must stay behind this rope during its journey. You…

    Episode 1
  27. Series 14

    What ten films are you in?

    What ten films are you in? You have 15 minutes. Most correct films named wins. Your time starts now. (Each contestant is wearing a…

    Episode 1
  28. Land loo roll in the loo

    Land loo roll in the loo. You must stay on this spot at all times. Most loo roll in the loo wins. You have fifteen minutes. Your time…

    Episode 1
  29. Create the best picture of a bird on the black square

    Create the best picture of a bird on the black square. You may not step on or do anything to the black square. Alex will walk towards you…

    Episode 1
  30. Print, laminate and distribute the most signs

    Print, laminate and distribute the most signs. Each of your signs must be placed on a different seat and all of your signs must have a…

    Episode 2
  31. Put five grapes in the little bowl

    Put five grapes in the little bowl. You've got 5 minutes. You must wear these flippers as gloves for the entire five minutes. Most flour…

    Episode 2
  32. Sort the ducks and socks

    Sort the ducks and socks. Ducks go in the front bucket. Socks go in the back bucket. All ducks and socks must travel along both treadmills,…

    Episode 2
  33. Put the most sand in the shopping trolley

    Place half your hands on half your hips and leave them there until the second part of the task is over. Also, the hands that are on hips…

    Episode 3
  34. Identify the ice cream flavours

    Identify the ice cream flavours. The most correct ice cream flavours identified wins. You have ten minutes and you must find every flavour…

    Episode 3
  35. Catch something

    Catch something. The most spectacular catch wins. You have twenty minutes. Your time starts now.

    Episode 3
  36. Turn on the bubble machine

    Turn on the bubble machine. You may not step off or move the door mat. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

    Episode 4
  37. Get this tarpaulin completely in one of the containers

    Get this tarpaulin completely in one of the containers. You have a maximum of five minutes and you must select your container before…

    Episode 4
  38. Write a classic song

    Write down five wonderful words. You have one minute. Your time starts now. Part 2: Write a classic song. You must write lyrics for a piece…

    Episode 4
  39. Get the most pleasure from all of these rubber chutes

    Get the most pleasure from all of these rubber chutes. You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now.

    Episode 5
  40. Perform the best routine to this musical backing

    Perform the best routine to this musical backing. You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now.

    Episode 5
  41. Strike that luggage trolley with another luggage trolley

    Place one luggage trolley a certain distance away from the line. Then, starting behind the line, strike that trolley with another luggage…

    Episode 5
  42. Pick up both milk bottles and hold them directly above the microwaves

    Within 30 seconds of opening this task, you must pick up both milk bottles and hold them directly above the microwaves. The clock stops…

    Episode 6
  43. Get to the end of the lanes in exactly the same amount of time

    Get to the end of the lanes in exactly the same amount of time. That time must by under one minute. Closest two times wins. Also, you must…

    Episode 6
  44. Strike the bullseye with your paint

    Strike the bullseye with your paint. You must only step on the stepping stones and you must step on all the stepping stones. Also, your…

    Episode 6
  45. Pop 99 red balloons

    Choose a room and a weapon, then await further instructions. Part 2: Pop 99 red balloons. You must use your weapon to pop your 99 red…

    Episode 7
  46. Get this feather into the bath

    Get this feather into the bath. You must not touch the feather and the feather must not touch the ground. After the feather has left its…

    Episode 7
  47. Make an exercise ball touch Bernard

    Make an exercise ball touch Bernard. Bernard can't move. You may launch an exercise ball from behind the line and may not touch any balls…

    Episode 7
  48. Come up with a secret language that doesn't use words

    Come up with a secret language that doesn't contain words. You have ten minutes, after which, one of you must go to the lab. Your time…

    Episode 8